| Quit acting so friendly
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| Don’t nod, don’t laugh all nicely
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| Don’t think you’ll up-end me
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| Don’t sigh, don’t sip your iced tea
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| And don’t say, «It's been a while…»
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| And don’t flash that stupid smile
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| Don’t ask me, don’t ask me, don’t ask me
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| Ask me, ask me how I’ve been
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| Don’t think I’ve forgotten
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| You never liked that necklace
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| So cordial, so rotten
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| Kiss, kiss, let’s meet for breakfast
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| Don’t show up so on-time
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| And don’t act like you’re so kind
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| Don’t ask me, don’t ask me, don’t ask me
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| Ask me, ask me how I’ve been
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| Don’t ask me, don’t ask me, ow!
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| So don’t sit there and play just
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| So frank, so straight, so candid
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| So thoughtful, so gracious
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| So sound, so even-handed
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| Don’t be so damn benign
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| And don’t waste my fucking time
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| Don’t ask me, don’t ask me, don’t ask me
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| Ask me, ask me how I’ve been
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| Don’t ask, hey
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| Don’t ask, hey
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| Don’t ask, hey
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| Don’t, don’t, don’t ask me
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| Don’t, don’t, don’t ask me
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| Don’t, don’t, don’t ask me
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| Don’t, don’t, don’t!
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| Don’t ask me, don’t ask me, don’t ask me
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| Don’t ask me, don’t ask me, don’t ask me
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| Ask me, ask me how I’ve been |