| You don’t have to pay your dues, | 
| Just because you’re a girl, | 
| You’ve got other tools to use, | 
| Just because you’re a girl. | 
| You’ve got a half way decent face, | 
| But you can’t even play your bass, | 
| That’s okay just shake those curls, | 
| Cause you’re a girl. | 
| You get help from everyone, | 
| Just because you’re a girl, | 
| What the hell have you ever done? | 
| Never mind you’re a girl. | 
| They love you out in Hollywood, | 
| It doesn’t mean you’re any good, | 
| Welcome to the cold hard world, | 
| It’s because you’re a girl. | 
| If the competitions fierce, | 
| Just because you’re a girl, | 
| Get your nose or nipple pierced, | 
| Just because you’re a girl. | 
| Pretend to be bi-sexual, | 
| Have secretary tangelo, | 
| When underneath all the beads and pearls, | 
| It’s because you’re a girl. | 
| It’s what’s between your legs that count, | 
| So let your braless bosom bounce, | 
| Sexploitation makes me wanna hurl, | 
| But you’re a girl. | 
| You’re the Queen of sweet sixteen, | 
| Just because you’re a girl, | 
| You’re in all the magazines, | 
| Just because you’re a girl. | 
| The novelty will wear off soon, | 
| And you’ll be back in your old room, | 
| Looking for another time to whirl, | 
| Poor little girl. |