| I’m glad you’ve found someone who loves you
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| But sad to say that someone is you
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| And now perhaps you’ll both be happy
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| Guess that makes two, just you and you
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| Someone who cares so much about you
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| But does that someone have to be you
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| (Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, yeah)
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| (Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, yeah)
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, it kills
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| (Vain vain vain vain)
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| So glad I found you glancing in the mirror
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| Gazing deeply at love’s patron saint
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| Admire the frame, survey the scenery
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| Or are you just inspecting the paint
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| Temptation’s strong modesty’s so weak
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| High on yourself, humble you ain’t
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| (Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, yeah)
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| (Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, yeah)
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills (No way)
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, it kills
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| (So vain, vain vain vain)
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| (You love you) (Yeah)
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| Give it, give it us, give it us
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| (So vain, so vain, so vain)
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| (So so vain)
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| (So vain)
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, it don’t pay bills (No way)
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| Vanity kills, you love you
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| Vanity kills, if the blast don’t get you
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| Then the fallout will
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| You love you |