| [Spoken Word: Henock Sileshi &
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| Ameer Vann
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| Ha ha! |
| Yo (
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| Woo
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| ), that last one was amazing, them boys was hot
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| God damn, yes they was
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| Let me just formally thank y’all before we bring out the last guests of the
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| evening (
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| Thank you
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| We just wanna say thank you, (
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| Thank you, thank you
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| For coming out to the 16th annual «His Or Hers Potluck»!
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| 16 … It’s been 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 16!
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| (It's been 16 years?)
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| God damn! |
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| 16 years, motherfucker
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| And Jessica, let me tell you something about them yams, baby girl
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| You leave that Tupperware around here (
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| Yams
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| I’m gonna have to put my dick in it and impregnate your yams (
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| God
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| 'Cause I’m going to fuck them yams up, baby girl. |
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| Woo, hoo hoo!
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| Sweet ass yams, (
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| God damn!
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| Jesus Christ, God damn
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| Let me… okay
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| Well, the last headlining group of the night, they go by the name of «BROCK…
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| BROCKHAMPTON
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| ) «BROCKHAMPTON,» yes
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| These boys is coming straight out of southeast Texas (South Texas, y’all)
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| Hotter than chicken grease
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| (Woo!)
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| These motherfuckers, I’m going to say the name 1, 2, 3 times,
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| (Yeah, let the…)
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| BROCKHAMPTON, BROCKHAMPTON, BROCKHAMPTON
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| (Let the names off they 'cause, listen because…)
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| The thing is about BROCKHAMPTON, is that it’s a group
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| But it’s a bunch of niggas in there (
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| It’s they, it’s the, yeah
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| It’s a bunch of lil' niggas in there
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| So go up on the names, my man
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| Okay, let me tell you, It’s uh… Kevin Abstract… (Kevin Abstract, yup)
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| Joba
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| (Yup)
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| Matt Champion
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| (Yup)
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| Ameer Vann
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| (Okay)
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| Merlyn Wood (Okay)
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| Dom McLennon… (Dom McLennon, okay)
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| And my personal favorite,
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| (Who's that?)
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| Rodney Smoothback Tenor (Ooh, Rodney smooth as hell, let me tell y’all!)
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| God damn
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| Rodney smoother than some motherfucking butter on some toast, let me tell y’all,
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| baby girl
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| Also, wait, there’s one more on the card!
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| Okay, we got, we got this boy… uh… ah… bearface (bearface, yeah)
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| Bearface, yes, that’s his name
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| I don’t think he from around here
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| He sounded like he was from Scotland
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| One of them niggas from the last Highlander movie
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| S… where the fuck is Scotland?
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| I don’t know man
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| What the fuck is a Scotland? |
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| It’s somewhere near Greenland
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| Or Iceland
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| He… yeah, he, he not from here y’all, he, he from the, ah… the eh, the,
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| not the America (
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| Mm hmm
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| The other parts |