| I give a shout to all the legendary rappers that are broke
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| ‘Cause living happily ever after didn’t happen
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| ‘Cause this planet run the gamut of shenanigans
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| Various hilarious significance of ignorance and arrogance
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| Admit I taken part in it
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| I know that god’ll pardon it
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| ‘Cause I was even charming as a charlatan
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| I was fire even as a liar
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| Had my moments at my most bogus
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| At my most vulgar
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| As a stone cold stoner still solar
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| Those are days I seldom ever speak about
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| The fact they may not yet have ended doesn’t have me freaking out
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| Though pee be sometimes leaking out
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| From when I had that STD and didn’t have no medical to rescue me
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| It also holds the precum ‘fore I nut which helps wit coitus interruptus
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| Saying all clouds have a silver lining is very presumptuous
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| But saying all of mine do is a proven fact
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| Keeps my sense of humor in tact
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| Helps me find amusement in how humans act
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| I take it slow when life be moving fast
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| I beat the shit out of my moviepass
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| Pull up a chair instead of walking through my lair because it’s boobie trapped
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| I stay aware and say a prayer wit every loogie spat
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| Acquitted via trail separation
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| Pursuant to my ruined reputation
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| I used to write a chorus in accordance with the rules and regulations
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| Now I’m Banner out the gamma radiation
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| Waving banners for
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| Oranges at the apple store
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| Going back and forth 'tween moving back and forward if there are any more
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| Or maybe I’m the only
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| Which doesn’t make me lonely
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| It makes me wise in helping me realize nobody owe me
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| Sometimes I get so sick and tired of being a phony
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| Ashamed that I’m not sponsored by saucony
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| And all these new perspectives disconnected from my homies and my cronies and
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| my buddies
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| Sound like a bunch of dummies
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| Could it be that cuffing season’s an actual natural phenomenon?
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| Sighted at the Brooklyn Heights promenade
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| Sensei M. Day Shayamalan |