| A woman that I know just came from Columbia
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| She smiled because I did not understand
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| Then she held out some marijuana aha
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| She said it was the best in all the land.
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| Then I said «No, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more,
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| A lady that I know just came from Mallorca, Spain
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| She smiled because I did not understand
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| Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
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| She said it was the finest in the land
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| Then I said «No, no, no, no, I don’t — it no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No thank you, please it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| Ay, ay, ay, ay
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| Ay, ay, ay, ay
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| Ay, ay, ay, ay
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| Ay, ay, ay
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| A woman that I know just came from Bulgaria
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| She smiled because I did not understand
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| Then she held out some shiver bitch
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| She said it was the best in all the land
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| She wasn’t joking
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| Then I said «No, no, no, no, I don’t drink it no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| Then I said «No, no, no, no, I can’t take it no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door» |