| Today I’ve been busy removing |
| I’m all of a fidgety-fidge |
| My last digs were on The Embankment |
| The third seat from Waterloo Bridge |
| But the cooking and oh the attendance |
| Didn’t happen to suit me so well |
| So I ordered my man to pack up and |
| Look out for another hotel |
| He did and the new place is extra I vow |
| Just wait till I tell you where I’m staying now |
| I live in Trafalgar Square |
| Four lions to guard me |
| Fountains and statues all over the place |
| The Metropole staring me right in the face |
| I’ll admit it’s a trifle draughty |
| But I look at it this way, you see |
| If it’s good enough for Nelson |
| It’s quite good enough for me |
| Now the beds ain’t so soft as they might be |
| Still the temperature’s never too high |
| And it’s nice to see swells who are passing |
| Look on you with envious eye |
| And when you wake up in the morning |
| What nicer thing could there be |
| Than to have a good walk for your breakfast |
| And the same for your dinner and tea? |
| Oh there’s many a swell up in Park Lane tonight |
| Who’d be glad if he only had my appetite |
| I live in Trafalgar Square |
| Four lions to guard me |
| Fountains and statues all over the place |
| The Metropole staring me right in the face |
| I’ll admit it’s a trifle draughty |
| But I look at it this way, you see |
| If it’s good enough for Nelson |
| Oh it’s quite good enough for me |
| If it’s good enough for Nelson |
| Oh it’s quite good enough for me |