| What the world wants, the world gets
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| And I was born into these Internets
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| So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing
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| Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink
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| Got to change the game’s groupthink
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| And show them all how to live like this
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| Nerd Life
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| ' tat — one time for
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| the kids at home on YouTube
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| See a spammer lose manner; |
| get rude
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| But show these fools my aptitude
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| cucum', riding on the bass drum when it pop
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| And I protect and serve these nerds;
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| RoboCop
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| Listen to the lyrics how they glisten
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| I’m accomplishing my mission
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| spamtec
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| soldier -- nerd with a modem
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| Like a shaman and his totem
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| Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em
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| I’m held to a higher standard, the starship commander
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| I damage opponents: critical
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| Go against that and you will regret it
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| Upvote me twice on Reddit
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| I’m the first nerd who prolly said it
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| And I did it all myself
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| Listen to the old stuff, up ye health
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| Nerdy Southern
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| DGs that I govern
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| Adventure of Link
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| I link these worlds with my words
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| Unifying the universe
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| Teaching nerds in their teens
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| How to hack on machines
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| And teaching nerds in their twenties
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| How to follow their dreams
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| Teaching nerds in their thirties
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| To keep pushing; |
| don’t worry
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| Cause the nerds in their forties
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| Are still grinding with whodis
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| Since some nerds in their fifties screwed back in '82
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| This link will never die as long as I’m here with you
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| Five years ago, I dropped an album
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| I can go almost anywhere in the world and draw a crowd
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| Beam songs through the clouds, they travel for miles
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| Resonate off the walls of space
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| Visual Basic can’t track this killer with a GUI interface
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| Cause I possess too much skill
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| Natural 20s on my highlight reel
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| I’m Tyson, more like Neil
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| With the astrophysics sex appeal
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| Gotta stitch in time for nine bills
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| So I spam nine sites with them online pills
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| Communicate that I got the right deals
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| The offer convert like value meals
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| To my detriment, I got picked on
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| When I was a kid, now it’s on
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| And I tell my fans I got plans to stick it The Man, so flip your chips on
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| Engage CP-unit, overclock and finely tune it
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| Unleash the wrath of full path disclosure
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| Hit the books and hit on the chicks if they got good looks
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| Hits on my site cause I got hit hooks
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| All about the 'nerd life, word life'
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| Digital Gangster members, I thank ya
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| Without you, fame would be a stranger
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| Now I can put these mice in danger
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| Not the DJ, but the HID exchanger |