| I heard the sound of your bike | 
| As your wheels hit the gravel | 
| Then your engine in the driveway | 
| Cutting off | 
| And i pushed through the screen door | 
| And i stood out on the porch | 
| Thinking fight, fight, fight | 
| At all costs | 
| But instead i let you in | 
| Just like i’ve always done | 
| And i sat you down and offered you a beer | 
| And across the kitchen table | 
| I fired several rounds | 
| But you were still sitting there | 
| When the smoke cleared | 
| And you came crawling back | 
| To say that you wanna | 
| Make good in the end | 
| And oh, oh | 
| Let me count the ways | 
| That i abhor you | 
| And you were never a good lay | 
| And you were never a good friend | 
| But, oh, oh, what else can i say… | 
| I adore you | 
| All i need is my leather | 
| One t-shirt and two socks | 
| I’ll keep my hands warm | 
| In your pockets | 
| And you can use the engine block | 
| And we’ll ride out to california | 
| With my arms around your chest | 
| And i’ll pretend that this is real | 
| 'cuz this is what i like best | 
| And you’ve been juggling two women | 
| Like a stupid circus clown | 
| Telling us both we are the one | 
| And maybe you can keep me from ever being happy | 
| But you’re not gonna stop me from having fun | 
| So let’s go before i change my mind | 
| I’ll leave the luggage of all your lies behind | 
| 'cuz i am bigger than everything that came before | 
| And you were never very kind | 
| And you let me way down every time | 
| But oh, oh, oh what can i say… | 
| I adore you | 
| I heard the sound of your bike | 
| As your wheels hit the gravel | 
| Then your engine in the driveway | 
| Cutting off |