| Ladies night at the Blue Gazelle
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| The local talent look alive and well
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| I’m all decked out with my slack britches on
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| If I don’t get lucky man there’s somethin' wrong
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| Caddo’s pool hall down the Rue de Nowhere
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| Eight shot loaded, yeah man, I've been there
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| Hey! |
| Watch this I said to the pool shark
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| I can make this shootin' man in the dark
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| 100 bucks on an 8-ball call shot
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| Don’t scratch 'cause it’s all that I’ve got
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| I’ll show me, I’ll show me
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| Man seekin' unemployment
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| No gig too big to blow
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| Self-destruct for own enjoyment
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| Another knuckle-headed way to go
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| Blame a woman for the way I am
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| That’s much too easy, no thank you ma’am
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| How’d I ever get this far you might ask
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| I’m here to tell you it was no small task
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| Don’t need a map to show me where
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| I should be 'cause I don’t care
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| I’ll show me, I’ll show me
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| I kinda see myself as a young Richard Burton
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| Readin' Dylan Thomas to some Welsh coquette
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| Drinkin' whiskey in a Swansea tavern
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| Me and trouble are a sure fire bet
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| Well how about this then, I’m a suave bullfighter
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| Or maybe a war correspondent for the BBC
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| Why, I never felt my load feel lighter
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| Another Jameson’d set me free
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| I don’t want to have to feel or think
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| Bartender, pour one more drink
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| I’ll show me, I’ll show me
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| Simple pleasures that I’ve come to crave
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| Buried treasure in an unmarked grave
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| I’ll show me, I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me, I’ll show me |