| Bring in the funk | 
| I know you like it | 
| I know you like it | 
| I know you like it | 
| I wake up like a old man | 
| Bones cracking as I reach for my phone and | 
| Scroll casually through the Instagram | 
| Posts that are brand new then hit my clothes rack | 
| Chuck on the polo with the Lacoste logo, and | 
| Golf pants, I got cheap from Salvos, then | 
| Go grab a cappuccino with the low fat | 
| Lactose at the cafe I drink most at | 
| 'Cause the waitress super fly, and I want a romance | 
| Hold hands, follow me home like a road map | 
| Go down in her wet spot like a boat ramp | 
| Make her come (Hey), jamón like go HAM | 
| But her icy blue eyes say I got no chance | 
| So I grab the newspaper, unfold that | 
| In bold caps, it says, «Turn the boats back» | 
| So mad, next page, it says | 
| «No matrimony for gays,» how can you promote that? | 
| Stupid Murdoch is a cunt, he’s just so backward | 
| But that’s a day in the life, another day in my Australian life | 
| We say | 
| Just another average day in my Australian | 
| Australian life | 
| Just another average day in my Australian | 
| Paradise, paradise | 
| So I roll back to my house | 
| Grey matter full of demons to write about | 
| Get the notebook like Gosling and the fountain | 
| Tip pen I use as a sword, wiping out | 
| Enemies like a full samurai, get the crown | 
| Just to give it to my fans 'cause they hold me down | 
| Or, or give it to my parents 'cause I owe 'em money | 
| Or, or give 'em to my teachers like «Fuck you,» then bounce | 
| (Fuck you, Ms. Townsend) | 
| Once I’m down writing these bars, I roll a joint in my yard | 
| Play «Illmatic», Nas, say «One love» to my friend | 
| Musti walking past with his beautiful sister wearing a hijab | 
| Finish my weed, then check Facebook for a laugh | 
| But instead it is dark, all I see is Reclaim Australia rally | 
| A bunch of rednecks wearing masks | 
| And that’s the definition of terror to me, but that’s life, huh | 
| That’s Australian life, it’s gonna be alright now | 
| That’s Australian life, another day in my Australian life | 
| We said | 
| Just another average day in my Australian | 
| Australian life | 
| Just another average day in my Australian | 
| Paradise | 
| It’s just, it’s just another | 
| It’s just, it’s just another | 
| It’s just, it’s just another day | 
| In my Australian life, we say | 
| It’s just, it’s just another | 
| It’s just, it’s just another | 
| It’s just, it’s just another day | 
| In my Australian life, we say | 
| Do you, do you (This life) | 
| Do you (What is this life?) | 
| (How) does it make you feel? | 
| Scared or aware of? |