| W’en mi jus' come to Landan toun |
| Mi use to work pan di andahgroun |
| But workin' pan di andahgroun |
| Y’u don’t get fi know your way around |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no runnin' whey fram it |
| Mi get a lickle jab in a bih 'otell |
| An' awftah a while, mi woz doin' quite well |
| Dem staat mi aaf as a dish-washah |
| But w’en mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| No baddah try fi hide fram it |
| W’en dem gi' you di lickle wage packit |
| Fus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackit |
| Y’u haffi struggle fi mek en’s meet |
| An' w’en y’u goh a y’u bed y’u jus' can’t sleep |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch, fi true |
| A noh lie mi a tell, a true |
| Mi use to work dig ditch w’en it cowl noh bitch |
| Mi did strang like a mule, but bwoy, mi did fool |
| Den awftah a while mi jus' stap dhu ovahtime |
| Den awftah a while mi jus' phu dung mi tool |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Y’u haffi know how fi survive in it |
| Well mi dhu day wok an' mi dhu nite wok |
| Mi dhu clean wok an' mi dhu dutty wok |
| Dem seh dat black man is very lazy |
| But if y’u si how mi wok y’u woulda sey mi crazy |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Y’u bettah face up to it |
| Dem a have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly |
| Inna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackry |
| Fi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybah |
| Now awftah fifteen years mi fall out a fayvah |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no runnin' whey fram it |
| Mi know dem have work, work in abundant |
| Yet still, dem mek mi redundant |
| Now, at fifty-five mi gettin' quite ol' |
| Yet still, dem sen' mi fi goh draw dole |
| Inglan is a bitch |
| Dere’s no escapin it |
| Inglan is a bitch, fi true |
| Is whey wi a goh dhu 'bout it? |
| En you lay me out |
| My heart is pumping louder than a big bass drum, alright |
| You know what I want, baby. |
| I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ('till end) |
| Wow Baby |