| Baby girl, you need to go to sleep
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| I haven’t made love to your mom for 3 weeks
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| You’re my princess, I’ll build you a castle
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| But first stop acting like a asshole
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| Go to sleep!
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| My precious little daughter, (yeah) you are just something sweet
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| I’m tryna make love to your mom so go the fuck to sleep
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| You stayed up crying every night for like a fucking week
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| The only thing that I can do is hold you, smoke a blunt, and drink
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| So one, two, three to the four, dad loves you
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| I’m gonna pay your college tuition
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| And make every dream that you ever had come true
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| When you’re sixteen I’m gonna buy you a car
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| You’ll be beautiful in it
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| But please, for the love of God
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| Can your mom and I have two or three minutes alone
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| Without the stressful crying
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| The next door neighbors probably gonna call the cops
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| And accuse your pops of domestic violence
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| Most of the time I want to kiss you
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| You’re soft
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| But right now I feel like ripping you off
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| So lie down and go to sleep
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| My sweet little daughter
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| Your mom and I are trying to make love tonight
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| I said go to motherfucking sleep
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| My sweet little daughter
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| So Mom and I can tonight
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| Baby girl, you need to go to sleep
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| I haven’t made love to your mom for 3 weeks
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| You’re my princess, I’ll build you a castle
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| But first stop acting like a asshole
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| Go to sleep!
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| Little girl
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| You, your mom, and your brother
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| Are the only things that I truly care about in this world
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| And I don’t really wanna be rude but listen
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| Me and your mom had a god damn relationship that was wonderful and perfect
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| Years before you existed
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| So what? |
| You’re here a couple months
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| And you cry a couple times
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| And you think you get to cock block dad while he’s at his physical prime
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| Is you out of your goddamn mind
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| Apparently you don’t understand that your fucking parents need a little romance
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| therapy
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| A little no pants therapy
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| I wanna put you in your crib but I’m scared to leave
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| If I leave then the
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| Don’t you understand that all this crying is the exact reason
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| Your mom and I got in a huge argument the other night at Costco’s
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| She was like «would you stop eating all those goddamn free samples
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| You’re 10 pounds overweight already»
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| And you just sat in the grocery cart and didn’t defend me
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| I buy you all these diapers
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| Why you acting like I’m rich
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| You always hating on your daddy
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| Why you acting like a-
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| No, no, no, no
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| I’d never call you that, you know that
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| I love you to death, I’m just saying
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| Sometimes you gotta let me and Mom do our thing
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| Baby girl, you need to go to sleep
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| I haven’t made love to your mom for 3 weeks
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| You’re my princess, I’ll build you a castle
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| But first stop acting like a asshole
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| Go to sleep! |