| Dear mr. |
| and/or mrs. |
| sender-
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| We’re pleased to inform you that your application’s been accepted
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| Starting from the time you get this letter
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| Your life will be one never-ending
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| «hope you’re feeling better»
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| You get your choice of an aesthetic
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| We’ll need to chop your clock off (tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock)
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| It might not be what you expected
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| There is no money back once you’ve been ripped off
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| Today’s a very special day
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| The boys’ll murder for it but what will the neighbors say
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| It leaves you feeling pretty hollow
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| It might be nice to look at
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| Don’t forget you’re stuck with it tomorrow (and tomorrow, and tomorrow…)
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| You’re big enough to stop pretending
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| You’ll start to really show within a week or so
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| So don’t go saying it’s just come to your attention
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| You’ll get more than you’re asking for without the right protection
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| Today’s a very special day
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| And how you’d love to have a little thing with which to play
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| But love won’t get you very far
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| Today be still your beating heart
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| You’ll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
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| Boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be
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| girls with no warning
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| Girls will be girls will be guys will be boys that don’t cry over toys that
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| they use to beat girls they despise by the morning
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| They always said that sex would change you…
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| No second thoughts the knife is nearing
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| You’ll never hear the little pitter patter pitter patter
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| Of this little feat of engineering
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| Of course I love you and of course it’s what’s inside that matters
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| But I think the whole charade is ending
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| It seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting
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| Caught up in a long life of regretting
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| The doctors said that once you get a taste for it you’ll keep on cutting
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| But while you happen to be here
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| Why don’t you whisper all those sweet forevers in my ear
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| Stiff upper lip for all this sorrow
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| Hurry up and stick it in
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| You never when it will end
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| Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow… |