| Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
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| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
|
| All in two rooms with one bed
|
| So we slept on the towels and rugs
|
| But ah! |
| We were young and vaguely in love
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| And who needed money or drugs?
|
| Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
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| Fred was only twenty-two
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| So everything he said was true
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| Sweet as a clumsy puppy dog
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| But expletive! |
| Could that boy snog
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| Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
|
| All in two rooms with one bed
|
| So we slept on the towels and rugs
|
| But ah! |
| We were young and vaguely in love
|
| And who needed money or drugs?
|
| Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
|
| Dave offered me the presidency
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| Of the Log Cabin of New Jersey
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| I’m not sure who he thought I was
|
| But I smiled and nodded because
|
| Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
|
| All in two rooms with one bed
|
| So we slept on the towels and rugs
|
| But ah! |
| We were young and vaguely in love
|
| And who needed money or drugs?
|
| Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
|
| Ted the All-American male
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| Had recently got out of jail
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| For asking money of someone
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| A John while flourishing a gun
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| Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs
|
| All in two rooms with one bed
|
| So we slept on the towels and rugs
|
| But ah! |
| We were young and vaguely in love
|
| And who needed money or drugs?
|
| Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
|
| And the dog and the cat and the bugs |