Letras de I Wish I Were a Prostitute Again - The Magnetic Fields

I Wish I Were a Prostitute Again (original)

He dressed up as a bunny
And licked my little foot
He gave me lots of money
To thrash his naughty butt
And sing when he was done
He dressed me up as King Tut
My life was much more funny
And more entertaining then
I wish I were a prostitute again
He paid me for my urine
He paid for my poo
Dressed like the Shroud of Turin
Costumed as Betty Boop
Or as Martin van Buren
Or in a hula hoop
I sold him life insurance
And I pocketed the pen
I wish I were a prostitute again
I got him his own collar
Custom-made, studded with jewels
I made him hoot and holler
With my very special tools
I am a classics scholar
Because he put me through schools
He had twelve million dollars
Until he gave me ten
I wish I were a prostitute again
I was too busy shopping
To cavort with other men
I wish I were a prostitute again

(traducción)

Se disfrazó de conejito
Y lamió mi pequeño pie
me dio mucho dinero
Para golpear su trasero travieso
Y cantar cuando terminó
Me vistió como el rey Tut
Mi vida era mucho más divertida
Y mas entretenido entonces
Ojalá volviera a ser prostituta
Me pagó por mi orina
pagó por mi caca
Vestida como la Sábana Santa de Turín
Disfrazada de Betty Boop
O como Martin van Buren
O en un hula hoop
le vendí un seguro de vida
Y me guardé el bolígrafo
Ojalá volviera a ser prostituta
Le conseguí su propio collar
Hecho a medida, tachonado de joyas.
Lo hice ulular y gritar
Con mis herramientas muy especiales
Soy un estudioso de los clásicos.
Porque me puso en las escuelas
Tenía doce millones de dólares
Hasta que me dio diez
Ojalá volviera a ser prostituta
Estaba demasiado ocupado comprando
Para retozar con otros hombres
Ojalá volviera a ser prostituta